It's official ... my ass is too flat and saggy for the size 12, but my muffin top is too muffin toppish for the size 10. I'm not sure which is the worse of two evils but I'm thinking the muffin top. There are only so many blouses (I hate that word - blouse - it's right up there with MOIST) THAT CAN CAMOFLAUGE THE MUFFIN TOP. I'm 5'9 and I'll spare you my weight but sisters ... how much more diarrhea does a girl have to have before she loses another pant size. And then when/if I do ... YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ... BY THE TIME THE MUFFIN FITS INTO THE SIZE 10 NICELY, THE ASS WILL BE SAGGY AND NEED A SIZE 8. Seriously - I loveeeeeeeeeee the muffin top of a cupcake girls ...but I do NOT love the muffin top in my mid section - it's giving me headaches.
WOE
IS
ME.
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You know how it goes...you never lose it where you want to lose it from. I can tell you from experience that having the big old ass and a small waist isn't any better, it's the same scenario with the numbers reversed. Just got my first pair of "skinny jean" (I've been fighting it for months as it takes me back to high school) and the guy helping me insisted I get them a size smaller than I thought I should and that they fit "like a second skin" b/c they will stretch out a whole size. Well, now I've got back fat oozing over the top of my jeans and you can see the rolls in the back through my fitted tops. GROSS!
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