My most hilarious girlfriend (I have a few but this one takes the cake every time ...) - calls this morning and leaves me a voice message on my cell ...
"Oh puh-lease, why can't you answer the phone, is your 3 yr old playing connect the dots on your gall stones? (insert cackle cackle on her end and then...) So you're having gall bladder surgery huh? (cackle) ... I guess you've OFFICIALLY joined the fat, over 40 and white club! (insert another contageous cackle) ...Isn't that what gall stones are associated with anyhow? Fat, white, 40ish?" (some more cackles ...)
Sweet Jesus. I spit out my mocha. I just thought it was too hysterical not to share ...not like I'm going to forget ... how could I? Love her.
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