They cut off my circulation, left big dark red circles on my thighs...
HOWEVER, my fitted, strapless, MOCHA colored dress looked adorable and slipped on like BUTTA ...
ATOP MY SPANX.
Taking them off, had a similar feeling to the exit of the placenta ...
So much pressure GONE, and I could breathe deeply again ...
THE HORROR WE GO THROUGH ... JUST TO HIDE THE MUFFIN TOP. "So why don't you just work out to lose the muffin top?" you ask? BECAUSE I MIGHT SPILL MY MOCHA. DUH.
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Exit of the placenta? That's some new territory, MF. Still LOL girl.
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